🤡 The Jim Acosta Show 🤡

🤡 The Jim Acosta Show 🤡

 

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News Networks and News people are not supposed to be the story. They are supposed to report the news – not be the news. Alas CNN, finding itself lagging so far behind in the ratings that even H & G’s First Time Flippers ranks above them needs to be the news. They need to draw some attention to themselves.

And who better to do that then their very own clown:

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For weeks the “news” has been all about Jim Acosta and CNN.

Not that the “news” isn’t often about Acosta since that’s the way he obviously prefers it. A grandstanding showboat with delusions of grandeur lacking integrity, intellect and talent. And yet there he is front and center in the “News.”

If you have been lucky enough to have been visiting a distant planet and haven’t heard about the Jim Acosta show:

CNN’s Jim Acosta struggles with White House aide to keep microphone during testy Trump exchange

Acosta and Trump got into a heated debate after the reporter asked him about the migrant caravan. Trump told Acosta to let him do his job.

“Honestly, I think you should let me run the country and you run CNN,” Trump told Acosta.

The reporter tried to ask him another question before a female White House aide walked over to him.

Trump then told him, “That’s enough!”

Acosta continued to try to talk as the aide was seen trying to take the microphone from his hand. She grabbed the microphone but Acosta wouldn’t give it up.

In case you didn’t notice the two “questions” Acosta asked weren’t so much “questions” as Acosta’s opinion and phrased in the have you stopped beating your wife mode CNN uses so often with Trump.

The next chapter in the Acosta melodrama was:

CNN’s Jim Acosta Denied Entrance to the White House, Press Access Revoked

CNN correspondent Jim Acosta was denied entry to the White House on Wednesday following a heated exchange with President Trump at a press conference.

“I’ve just been denied entrance to the WH,” Acosta wrote on Twitter. “Secret Service just informed me I cannot enter the WH grounds for my 8pm hit.”

“Hit” would be the operative word here.

And the melodrama continued:

CNN files lawsuit against Trump administration over Jim Acosta’s White House credentials

CNN filed a lawsuit against the Trump administration Tuesday morning demanding the return of the White House credentials of Jim Acosta, CNN’s chief White House correspondent. The White House last week suspended Acosta’s “hard pass,” which allows him press access to the White House, hours after he sparred with President Trump at a press briefing.

CNN says it has asked the court for an immediate restraining order requiring the pass be returned to Acosta, and will seek permanent relief as part of this process.

The suit was filed in D.C. District Court.

Clown animated emoticonThe clown show continues:

Judge orders White House to reinstate Acosta’s press credentials

A federal judge on Friday ordered the Trump administration to reinstate press credentials for Jim Acosta, CNN’s chief White House correspondent.

U.S. District Judge Timothy Kelly, who was appointed to the bench by President Trump, granted CNN’s request to restore the press pass for Acosta, giving him regular access to the White House grounds to cover events and press conferences.

“I want to emphasize the very limited nature of this ruling,” Kelly said Friday in granting the temporary restraining order in favor of CNN.

After the ruling the White House said it will abide by a federal judge’s order to restore CNN reporter Jim Acosta’s press pass, but insisted “there must be decorum at the White House.”

Kelly did not rule on whether the administration violated CNN and Acosta’s First Amendment rights. The network and Acosta are arguing that the administration didn’t like the questions Acosta asked and therefore revoked the pass, committing what’s known as viewpoint discrimination, which is prohibited by the First Amendment.

Image result for clown emoji images In spite of the victory laps being taken by Acosta, CNN and the rest of the Trump hating MSM this was a TRO, a temporary restraining order, and a very narrow ruling. It had NOTHING to do with 1st Amendment rights. It was about the 5th Amendment.

Jim Windolf, media editor of The New York Times, was among those expressing caution after Judge Timothy J. Kelly granted a temporary restraining order blocking the White House’s revocation. “Subtext of the judge’s order: You can kick a reporter out of the White House, but there are procedures you have to follow,” Windolf tweeted. 

In a hearing in D.C. federal court, Kelly ruled that the government violated Acosta’s Fifth Amendment right to due process when it rescinded his White House press credentials following Trump’s contentious news conference the day after the midterm elections. The ruling signals that Acosta is likely to prevail on the merits of his Fifth Amendment case, as the White House did not properly give notice, explanation, and an opportunity for rebuttal, as the D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals had said was necessary in a similar case decided more than 40 years ago. Kelly explicitly did not rule on Acosta’s claim that his First Amendment rights had been violated.

The number of people who were eager, to go on the record mendaciously is staggering.

Columbia University’s Knight First Amendment Institute called the ruling a “victory for press freedom.”

“We need reporters to be able to ask tough questions in these press briefings without having to fear that their access will be revoked as a result,” Jameel Jaffer, the Knight Institute’s executive director, said in a statement. “The First Amendment forecloses the White House from selectively revoking access on the basis of a reporter’s viewpoint.”

Clown animated emoticonAgain, Judge Kelly’s ruling had nothing to do with the 1st Amendment – it was the 5th Amendment.

Judge Kelly: ” I have not determined that the First Amendment was violated here; I have not determined what legal standard would apply to the First Amendment claim here; I have not determined the specific nature of the First Amendment interest that Sherrill recognizes — or that Sherrill at least doesn’t describe but recognizes, yes; and I haven’t determined what portions of Sherrill, if any, would bind me on those questions.”

White House Announces New Rules For Press Conferences After Acosta’s Antics

The White House outlined the following four new rules that reporters must abide by at press conferences:

1. A journalist called upon to ask a question will ask a single question and then will yield the floor to other journalists;

2. At the discretion of the President or other White House official taking questions, a follow-up question or questions may be permitted; and where a follow up has been allowed and asked, the questioner will then yield the floor;

3. “Yielding the floor” includes, when applicable, physically surrendering the microphone to White House staff for use by the next questioner;

4. Failure to abide by any of rules (1)-(3) may result in suspension or revocation of the journalist’s hard pass.

And on it goes…

I wish you a good day and distance from such foolishness as I’ve addressed here today.

Be well.

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🗣 Talking While Ignorant

🗣 Talking While Ignorant

Did you ever notice how many people rant and rave and carry on about some subject of which they actually know nothing? Talking/speaking while ignorant has become a national epidemic.

Image result for talking head cartoon imagesMuch as it might surprise some/many, reading a headline, knowing a talking point or having read something on Facebook or Twitter does not make you an expert. About anything.

Try learning about a topic, researching it thoroughly and then talk about it. Until then, you are just another ignorant twit spewing nonsense. And who wants that?

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🎆 Cartoon Celebration 🎆

 

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It’s Friday again so it’s time for me to share some of my favorites from my collection of cartoons. I quite honestly have a very difficult time selecting  which ones to share because there are so many good ones. But here we go…


I’ll start with this fantastic contribution from Pat Cross. He was new to me just a few months ago and has rapidly grown to be a favorite. I like the way he draws and better yet I like the way he thinks.

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I absolutely adore this terrific cartoon from Steve Kelly on the topic of the Dems new favorite nitwit. It’s brilliant!


A.F. Branco, from Legal Insurrection, never lets us down. This cartoon is so brilliant in both it’s execution and message I am in awe. Well done Mr. Branco, very well done!


I love this great Rick Kollinger cartoon about the Morning Joe dysfunctional duo. Mika keeps insisting Trump is nuts which coming from a fool like her seems a bit like takes one to know one. Trump meanwhile is POTUS and she is the sidekick on a very low rated cable opinion program. As well as a notorious cry-baby liberal.

Joe Scarborough? Still trying after all these years to be relevant.


Here’s another winner from Pat Cross. The man just keeps getting better and better.

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Ya gotta love this fantastic Tom Stiglich cartoon of the Dems celebrating their near win. Although watch for shenanigans since they claim to have found some more ballots in a very left leaning area in the Ohio special election. Shade of Al Franken stolen elections past.


I love the humor of a Mike Lester cartoon. He always has a great message and his art work is always funny. At least to me. His depiction of Sarah Sanders refusing to play the nasty White House Press Corps game is a real winner. I love his cartoons although nice, decent pigs may take issue with this one.


Lisa Benson has an equally great cartoon about the despicable behavior of the White House press pigs and the way they treat Sarah Sanders. She is the only press secretary to ever have to have Secret Service protection. That’s not funny. But the cartoon is.


The wonderful Bob Gorrell and one of his cartoons that skewers the hypocrisy of both the Dem-Media and the Dems they represent. I love this little news man that Gorrell uses to make his point.


Here’s another winner from A.F. Branco. It so easily depicts the hypocrisy of the NYT, which used to be a newspaper and now isn’t even good fish wrap. There embrace of bigotry and racism from one of their own while pummeling others for the same, or perceived behavior is classic hypocrisy.


Tom Stiglich also has something to say about the NYT and their new racist employee. She sits on the editorial board by the way. Isn’t that cozy.


This great panel by the great Al Goodwyn, of Confederacy of Drones highlights some truths the media and the left doesn’t want people to know, ignorance is votes, or to see.

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To finish our baker’s dozen of great cartoons I give you this brilliant cartoon by the fantastic Dixon Diaz. This one speaks for itself and for all of us who actually know what’s in the Constitution.

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Here’s wishing you a great day and an even better weekend!

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🇺🇸 Monday – Memorial Day 2018 🇺🇸

🇺🇸 Monday – Memorial Day 2018 🇺🇸

It was a long road from Decoration Day to an official Memorial Day.

Although the term Memorial Day was used beginning in the 1880s, the holiday was officially known as Decoration Day for more than a century, when it was changed by federal law. Four years later, the Uniform Monday Holiday Act of 1968 finally went into effect, moving Memorial Day from its traditional observance on May 30 (regardless of the day of the week), to a set day—the last Monday in May. The move has not been without controversy, though. Veterans groups, concerned that more Americans associate the holiday with first long weekend of the summer and not its intended purpose to honor the nation’s war dead, continue to lobby for a return to the May 30 observances. For more than 20 years, their cause was championed by Hawaiian Senator—and decorated World War II veteran—Daniel Inouye, who until his 2012 death reintroduced legislation in support of the change at the start of every Congressional term.

 

One of the earliest commemorations was organized by recently freed slaves.

As the Civil War neared its end, thousands of Union soldiers, held as prisoners of war, were herded into a series of hastily assembled camps in Charleston, South Carolina. Conditions at one camp, a former racetrack near the city’s Citadel, were so bad that more than 250 prisoners died from disease or exposure, and were buried in a mass grave behind the track’s grandstand. Three weeks after the Confederate surrender, an unusual procession entered the former camp: On May 1, 1865, more than 1,000 recently freed slaves, accompanied by regiments of the U.S. Colored Troops (including the Massachusetts 54th Infantry) and a handful of white Charlestonians, gathered in the camp to consecrate a new, proper burial site for the Union dead. The group sang hymns, gave readings and distributed flowers around the cemetery, which they dedicated to the “Martyrs of the Race Course.”

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We’re all aware that Memorial Day is a day of remembrance, but Congress has also established an exact minute of remembrance. The National Moment of Remembrance Act, which was adopted in December of 2000, encourages every citizen to pause each Memorial Day at 3:00 p.m. local time to remember the brave men and women who died serving this country. In addition to any federal observances, Major League Baseball games usually come to a stop during the Moment of Remembrance, and for the past several years, Amtrak engineers have taken up the practice of sounding their horns in unison at precisely 3:00 p.m.

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“Taps,” the bugle call typically performed at military funerals as well as the annual Memorial Day wreath ceremony at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier, was actually adapted from a separate Civil War bugle call known as “Scott Tattoo,” which was used to signal lights out. The new melody later became the preferred accompaniment at military funerals after Captain John Tidball of the Union Army alert nearby Confederate troops to their location.

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I found some stories about those who served. I thought you might like as much as I did.

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First is an oldie but still a goodie.

 Memorial Day: A Time for Heroes 

In this Guideposts classic story, a teenager learns the importance of Memorial Day.

I leaned against an oak at the side of the road, wishing I were invisible, keeping my distance from my parents on their lawn chairs and my younger siblings scampering about.

I hoped none of my friends saw me there. God forbid they caught me waving one of the small American flags Mom bought at Ben Franklin for a dime. At 16, I was too old and definitely too cool for our small town’s Memorial Day parade.

I ought to be at the lake, I brooded. But, no, the all-day festivities were mandatory in my family.

A high school band marched by, the girl in sequins missing her baton as it tumbled from the sky. Firemen blasted sirens in their polished red trucks. The uniforms on the troop of World War II veterans looked too snug on more than one member.

“Here comes Mema,” my father shouted.

Five black convertibles lumbered down the boulevard. The mayor was in the first, handing out programs. I didn’t need to look at one. I knew my uncle Bud’s name was printed on it, as it had been every year since he was killed in Italy. Our family’s war hero.

And I knew that perched on the backseat of one of the cars, waving and smiling, was Mema, my grandmother. She had a corsage on her lapel and a sign in gold embossed letters on the car door: “Gold Star Mother.”

I hid behind the tree so I wouldn’t have to meet her gaze. It wasn’t because I didn’t love her or appreciate her. She’d taught me how to sew, to call a strike in baseball. She made great cinnamon rolls, which we always ate after the parade.

What embarrassed me was all the attention she got for a son who had died 20 years Image result for memorial day quote imagesearlier. With four other children and a dozen grandchildren, why linger over this one long-ago loss?

I peeked out from behind the oak just in time to see Mema wave and blow my family a kiss as the motorcade moved on. The purple ribbon on her hat fluttered in the breeze.

The rest of our Memorial Day ritual was equally scripted. No use trying to get out of it. I followed my family back to Mema’s house, where there was the usual baseball game in the backyard and the same old reminiscing about Uncle Bud in the kitchen.

Helping myself to a cinnamon roll, I retreated to the living room and plopped down on an armchair.

There I found myself staring at the Army photo of Bud on the bookcase. The uncle I’d never known. I must have looked at him a thousand times—so proud in his crested cap and knotted tie. His uniform was decorated with military emblems that I could never decode.

More: https://www.guideposts.org/friends-and-family/family/military-families/memorial-day-a-time-for-heroes

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Over a slice of  Nancy Young’s apple pie, I learn about love and war

A candy striper’s Lily of the Valley-scented letters represented a sliver of saneness for Marine Bill Young, who, at the time, was a machine gunner in Vietnam.

“When the mail came in, it was a big deal; it was your only connection with the real world,” Bill recalls, nearly 49 years later. “You’d get these letters, and they’d have a perfume smell.”

Newburgh, Indiana, native Nancy Market was the sweet-scented sender. She didn’t know Bill at first, only that he was the weapons platoon leader of a friend of hers “in country.”

“I’m a senior, almost a student nurse, 18 years old, black hair, brown eyes, and 5’ 4 ½” tall,” she wrote in letter one. “P.S.: “Write when you have time—”

Bill stayed busy in battle: search and destroy, snipers, ambushes, air strikes, VC that “melt away” in the mist, the retrieval of body parts of men he knew. But he found time to write during spurts of calm that were flanked by the flashpoints of war.

“I waited for his letters! I was very excited,” recalls Nancy. “I might go a week without getting a letter, and you just didn’t know. He might’ve been killed. I read where the average life span of a Marine Corps machine gunner was two weeks.”

Nancy’s letters to Bill arrived by chopper. The anxious glance for an Evansville postmark. The onion skin envelopes crinkling with freshness in the jungle heat, delivering sweet daydream relief within otherwise nightmare. He’d read her words: “I went down to the river Tuesday night and watched the annual fireworks. Beautiful is all I can say to describe the color, the breathtaking pride I felt thinking of you and the rest of the men who are fighting to make July 4th fireworks possible for us at home.”

More: http://www.americanveteranscenter.org/2016/02/vietnam-war-story/

Old Man, Time, and Vietnam: THE OLD MAN THATSHUFFLES AROUND  TOWN WITH THE VIETNAM VETERAN HAT ON  WAS AT ONE TIME MORE  BADASS THAN YOU WILL EVER BE

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For Memorial Day, One Veteran’s Story

On Memorial Day, we honor those who died while serving their country. But how should those who don’t have personal connections to such losses commemorate their sacrifice? The Library of Congress’s long-standing Veterans History Project suggests talking to veterans, and paying tribute to the legacy of service and sacrifice by listening to their stories.

The Veterans History Project, created by Congress in 2000, currently holds 97,620 collections of veterans’ stories—audio interviews, pictures and documents—ranging from World War I to the more recent conflicts in Iraq and Afghanistan. Nearly 57,000 of the accounts are from those who served in World War II, as Congress mandated that older veterans’ stories be gathered first. One of those stories belongs to my grandfather, Eric L. Strauss, who passed away in March 2011.Related image

My grandfather was never forthright with his story—being Jewish in Nazi Germany, escaping to America and fighting a brutal war against his home country. A strong, silent type, he chose to shield his children and grandchildren from the horrors of his experiences and bear the painful memories alone. But when approached by the Veterans History Project, he came to understand that history is not merely a recitation of past events. Rather, it is a collection of thousands of individual stories, each with a unique vantage point. By exploring individual stories like his, future generations can better understand the realities of war.

On Memorial Day, those who made the ultimate sacrifice in battle cannot tell their stories. But we can get closer to understanding their experiences by listening to the stories of veterans whose lives were touched by their service.

More: http://www.newsweek.com/memorial-day-one-veterans-story-335381

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Bless you all and may this day be filled with family love and remembrance.

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😠 Facebook Outrage – Rages On 😤

 

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If cartoons and cartoonists are any indication then the outrage twoards Facebook is far from over. Even the sleazy Stormy Daniels hasn’t calmed the trouble waters.

The cartoons are everywhere:

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How did people think Zuckerberg got to be a gazillionaire?

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Many a truth in a simple little cartoon:

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Then there is the whole bias against Conservatives thing.


F-bomb by Zuckerberg ain’t just an expletive. Although it seems to have caused a lot of them to be used.


Zuckerberg got off relatively easy in the hearings since many of them wouldn’t know one end of a Facebook page from another.


Not a doubt in my mind that the thought expressed in this cartoon is true.


I suspect he does know the meaning of the word when it comes to his own personal privacy.


Always gotta read the fine print.


Funniest part of the whole outrage thing is that it comes from both left and right. First thing they’ve agreed on in a very long time.


Not all that outraged is she?


Now that’s funny!

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There are many more cartoons but I’ll just post one more. I think it covers the topic as well as any.

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Y’all have a great day.

 

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✝️ He Is Risen ‼️

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Happy Easter! May the joy of this day fill your heart.

I thank God that I have lived to see another Easter. For far too many years I took Easter for grated.  I was a part of the Easter Bunny crowd. I say this much to my shame. But God was good and now I celebrate the meaning of the day. And I am filled with joy that I can do that because buried deep within was the faith that I have now. It is still not what it should be, what I want it to be, but it is there. And I am grateful for that.

I hope you and yours find the joy of the day.

John 11:25 25 Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die;

 

  • Luke 23: 46-47 46 Jesus called out with a loud voice, “Father, into your hands I commit my spirit.” When he had said this, he breathed his last. 47 The centurion, seeing what had happened, praised God and said, “Surely this was a righteous man.”
  • Mark 16:1-4 1When the Sabbath was over, Mary Magdalene, Mary the mother of James, and Salome bought spices so that they might go to anoint Jesus’ body. 2 Very early on the first day of the week, just after sunrise, they were on their way to the tomb 3 and they asked each other, “Who will roll the stone away from the entrance of the tomb?” 4 But when they looked up, they saw that the stone, which was very large, had been rolled away.
  • Mark 16: 5-6 5 As they entered the tomb, they saw a young man dressed in a white robe sitting on the right side, and they were alarmed. 6 “Don’t be alarmed,” he said. “You are looking for Jesus the Nazarene, who was crucified. He has risen! He is not here. See the place where they laid him.
  • Luke 24: 5-7 5 In their fright the women bowed down with their faces to the ground, but the men said to them, “Why do you look for the living among the dead? 6 He is not here; he has risen! Remember how he told you, while he was still with you in Galilee: 7 ‘The Son of Man must be delivered over to the hands of sinners, be crucified and on the third day be raised again.’ ”
  • Matthew 28:5-7 5 The angel said to the women, “Do not be afraid, for I know that you are looking for Jesus, who was crucified. 6 He is not here; he has risen, just as he said. Come and see the place where he lay. 7 Then go quickly and tell his disciples: ‘He has risen from the dead and is going ahead of you into Galilee. There you will see him.’ Now I have told you.”

 

Happy Easter!

 

 

 

🛑 Signs of the Times 🚸

🛑 Signs of the Times 🚸

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I’ve always loved funny church signs. I’ve always been convinced that God has the most wonderful sense of humor and  I like religions that do too.

I’ve also come to love nonsensical signs that make you wonder what the person who ordered the sign, designed the sign and put up the sign was thinking. Because many of them don’t seem to  require or contain any thought.

Example: Okay, can I file that under, “Thank you Captain Obvious?”

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Some, I am convinced, are deliberately designed to confuse. Or perhaps not and that’s worse.

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Then there is this little gem: No kidding? I thought it had just become invisible.

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I just can’t imagine who thought this sign was necessary.

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I rather like the sign below. It’s not silly. It’s quite to the point. Go Home!

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Below is a very useful sign. If you are laying there dying in horrible pain you can’t say you weren’t warned. Well, you probably can’t say anything.

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Then there are signs directed at those who are contemplating sending money to a Nigerian Prince.

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Consider that some genius got paid, and probably paid very well to design the sign below. I would call a cab to take me where I wanted to go – even if it was just across the street. But then I’m old and easily confused which I think was the whole point of the sign.

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I like the sign below. It’s a fair question.

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The sign below is confusing and doesn’t make any sense. Or is it just me? Or is Treebeard, the oldest of the Ents from the Return of the King lose among us?

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Can’t say you weren’t warned if you buy those Croissan’wiches.

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Did no one read this sign ⬇️ before putting it up? If not, why not? It appears they let morons put up signs in Ontario just like we do here in the USA.

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Okay – I’m aware the chair is broken. What I am not aware of is why there needs to be a sign to tell me what I can see very well.

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Staying off the tracks seems like perfectly reasonable request. However if someone needs to read the sign to find out they are not a train there may be another problem.

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I cannot express how much I love the sign below.  💞

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I tend to disagree with the sign below. I think stupidity is a handicap. You still shouldn’t be allowed to park in handicap parking space though.

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Why does the sign below not surprise me?

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Once again you have to ask yourself if anyone read that sign before putting it up.

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The image below is from Australia – they have a sense of humor. Do they not have a rabid PETA organization to disallow both sign and humor?

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I find the image below as amusing as the local funeral home that is always sending me advertisements and price-lists.

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And I will end with a sign that is a prayer and is very helpful. I know of many times I would have been wise to utter just such a prayer.

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Have a great day and hang onto your sense of humor. You will need it.

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